Wasted Moment

Getting Kids To Teabag - Fred Style - WM #80

2010-02-25T01:18:00.001-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I finally give you the background idea to one of the things I posted on a business class board. It's not as exciting as when someone, not saying who, said that Optimus Prime was a transformational leader. I decided to do it Fred Style since it deals with getting kids to tea bag, and I am sure he's pretty good at that.

How To Find Out If Your Friend Is Gay - WM 79

2010-02-25T01:16:00.000-08:00

Welcome to a mini Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we're sporting off my Movembeard. Sorry ladies, this one is for the doods to complete. On that not, we have a how to guide to see if one if your friends are gay. Feel free to use... $1 fee.

Antennas Are Penises - WM #78

2010-02-25T01:15:00.000-08:00

Antennas are one of lifes eternal
mysteries: "All I'm totally certain of is that
any antenna is better than no antenna and
the antenna should preferably erected as
high and be as long as is possible or desirable."

Ruined quote

Harry And I Cliff Jumping

2010-02-25T01:14:00.000-08:00

Went out to the lake to have a bit of a fun, which turned into cliff jumping. I wussed out twice, because other people wanted to go ahead of me, but then I took the plunge. Sadly I did not survive.

The Tickle Attack

2009-08-27T22:10:00.000-07:00

I noticed that there were a lot of people online on my MSN contact list, so I decided to put something to a test. As a bit of a social experiment I decided to try out a playful action towards them to see how they respond. Some of them are distant friends, some of them are ex girlfriends that didn't end well, and some are people I attend class with. I wanted to gauge how people would respond based upon their sex. Since my list is roughly half girls and half guys, I should have a pretty balanced level for those that choose to respond.

My assumption is that girls will respond best to it. Since this comes from a heterosexual man with no desire to do more than this electronic tickle, I assume that they would receive it best. It is the internet after all, and there is no way that it is physical. Now since there is quite a bit of homophobia still active in the world, I believe quite a few of the guys will end up responding poorly. This may either be because they are homophobic, or because they are trying to appear it to save face.

I'll update you with the responses later when I receive them. What I would like you to do is with everyone on your MSN list that is currently online, just send them the following message "-Tickle tickle tickle-" and record their response and post them here in the comments section along with what their and your own gender is. I am interested in finding out how people will respond to it when it's a girl or a guy doing it. You may also just email them to Gord007@gmail.com as well and I could add them instead.

Thanks for your time!

-Update-
!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Sammers says:
hey!

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Bancho Wildfire (Lv94) says:
homo

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
[S]hadow - Another thing about this girl I know, she's more comfortable down on her knees says:
O_@
No tickle, NO TICKLE!!!!!
So what's up?

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
shaken halfling says:
hehehehe

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Parmis toutes les langues que je connais c'est la tienne
que je préfère says:
ehhhh
getting a little friendly there?

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
{{-Byrd-}} says:
Sup?
Hrm?

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! said:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Paco says:
teehee!

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Aly - loves Steve and Logan!! my family! says:
What?

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Ciara says:
ive got a pickle

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! says:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
[c=30] BP [/c] says:
lol whats up

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! said:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
Laura says:
Hey

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! said:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
(˚∆˚) Aleisha " wana gettogther soemtime and fuck " says:
hahah what the heck
you are so0o weird

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! said:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
drawing_queen@hotmail.com said (11:16 PM):
random, lol

!"۞Vice President Gordon۞"! said:
-Tickle tickle tickle-
chevrolet_81@hotmail.com said (7:45 AM):
hey - sorry I missed you

What Does A Vagina Feel Like? - WM 77

2009-08-09T20:35:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Recently I was asked by a friend on what a vagina felt like, and well I told him I would get back to him with the answer. I decided to ask a bunch of my friends on what they thought a vagina was, or felt like, and I combined it for educational purposes. I hope you enjoy.

Kadavy - http://www.youtube.com/user/kadavy

Artifex85 - http://www.youtube.com/user/artifex85

Thrice Retarded - Ex-Factor, Sex, Making Out, Head, Money Shot, World Champions WM76

2009-08-05T15:03:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today I bring up three interesting things that I found a bit retarded. One was past things I have done with girls, or really if they were actually retarded. Two was the World Champions, because who didn't see this thing happening soon as the golden boy lost at swimming. Third involves working out at the Gym.

Roommate Nightmares - WM 75

2009-07-23T11:10:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I describe a couple of weird encounters I have had with my ex roommates. Certainly colourful events, but what can you do but keep on living?

Kadavy - http://www.youtube.com/user/kadavy

Apple iPhone 3G S Copy & Paste Commercial Parody - WM 74

2009-07-13T04:31:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. When I saw this commercial I was a little creeped out, because well it goes without saying. I decided to put the words to the video for everyone else to enjoy.

Alternative last line... The Apple iPhone 3G S, where the S stands for Stalking. I thought that was a little over the top though.

Sorry about my recording in this... It's the best microphone I have.

UFC 100 - Frank Mir Vs Brock Lesnar Promo Parody WM 73

2009-07-12T05:32:00.000-07:00

Welcome to a joint project of Gord and Rob, where we created a parody of the rematch of Frank Mir and Brock Lesner for UFC 100 on July 11th. Be sure to buy their CD, their PPV, and support the UFC team.

NOTE: This is a parody done in good humor, and is not meant to offend either of the fighters.

Key Chain Gang Youtube Page
http://www.youtube.com/user/KeyChainGang

Rob's Youtube Page
http://www.youtube.com/user/artifex85

Michael Jackson's Death - WM 72

2009-07-05T05:22:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we go over a bunch of reactions to Michael Jackson's death. Please leave comments, they're my fuel, and keep me motivated.

Send intros to Gord007@gmail.com

Rob - http://www.youtube.com/user/artifex85

My Three Nicknames - WM 71 The Box Grab

2009-07-05T05:21:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I detail three different nicknames I have acquired over my time of existing. Hope you enjoy.

Pirates Vs Ninjas - Key Chain Gang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWx4UE6Eko

Also, I have the option for applying for the YouTube Partnership program again. I know I will be cockblocked because of the G4TV bastardization that they did to my account. So I want everyone to post in the comments what I should say in my application on why I should be a partner. You have about 400 characters, and feel free to lay down anything, and the winner will be used on the application. The winner will be decided by hilarity.

25 Random Facts - WM 70 It Tastes Lemony

2009-02-01T02:06:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. There was some thing on facebook, where if you were tagged you had to list 25 things about yourself. I figured rather than leaving it on Facebook, I would turn it into a video and post it here. Enjoy!

Girls Can't Drive - WM 69 Wine Me Dine Me

2009-01-23T09:38:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the last video. I had a case of college jitters and I am over that right now. Today I just wanted to bring up some stuff that happened today, to see if you guys thought it was funny. Hopefully you do.

And if you like it... Please comment. It shows that people are watching, and I like that.

You Do Me - WM 68 I'll Owe You One

2009-01-22T19:20:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I just get a few things off of my check and hopefully something, like my peace of mind, will come of it. Not exactly the most funny video or anything, but hopefully it makes you laugh. It seems though that you can always put a positive spin on something by saying it with an accent.

New Years Resolutions - WM 67 New Year Heaven

2009-01-11T23:47:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Well it's time for another New Year, and it's time to reflect upon the past. This time I talk about the resolutions I made, and how I met them all. Now I just need to make some new ones.

Stand Up Jokes - WM 66 Doing Tricks

2008-12-18T02:50:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Still a little pissed off over the YouTube partnership. Can't be it because of G4TV. I decided to just do some of my jokes and hopefully you will enjoy the show.

Sexual Problems With Girls - WM 65 Still Alive

2008-12-17T16:22:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Starting off. Fuck YouTube's partnership program. Fuck G4TV. You are fuck retarded like my ex girlfriends. Speaking about my retarded ex girlfriends...

http://blip.tv/file/604618/

http://blip.tv/file/604626/

Password: okgo

About A Girl - WM 64 Bit

2008-11-24T01:12:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gordon. Today I discuss a few things. One would be the different nicknames that I have given to my girlfriends over the years to help my friends remember them. Secondly just a bit about magic mushrooms, fireballs, and a minivan.

American And Canadian Politics - WM #63

2008-09-21T22:31:00.000-07:00

Welcoming to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I am getting pretty sick and tired about the war path of election. There is really no escape for it in North America because its all on the news. All the little tiny twists that people put on the news to have their party shoved into power. Damn it all.

Future Shop Sucks - Selling Out #2

2008-09-06T13:30:00.001-07:00

Future Shop was having a contest talking about your Summer "Back To School Rituals" so I decided to throw my hat into the ring. I didn't win, let alone make it to the top ten, which is kind of odd because I had a lot of votes for me. The judges axed it for whatever reason, so now I am back to saying "Fuck You Future Shop."

Two Rainbows Moment - WM #62

2008-08-31T21:42:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord... Which also happens to be a Rainbow Moment. A Rainbow Moment in the sense that while I was driving to my old place to pick up more stuff I saw in the distance two rainbows. I didn't think that my camera would pick them up, but I decided to record anyways. Anyways please enjoy my commentary and video.

Anime Evolution - Selling Out Moment #1

2008-08-27T21:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Moment with Gord, where I go over something I did on the weekend. I wanted to do more live streaming on the campus but there was a problem with getting a wifi signal. I went there as press, but the event was having a few troubles in its new place. I went to Anime Evolution in Vancouver at UBC. This event catered to the otaku, whom I may just be a part of. I hope you all get to try this place out at least once in your life.

Want Fries With That? - WM #61

2008-08-20T21:00:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I go over all the food I just purchased. It's my first new purchase in the new apartment, so there is a lot of bachelor food, which is quick cooking. I also think my camera is dying.

A Huge Olympic Scandal - WM #60

2008-08-13T22:29:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where he goes under cover to probe the underbelly of the Olympics. Why not? You'd do it if you could.

Road Trip - WM #59

2008-08-09T20:46:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Warning... This video isn't the same old amusing one, but rather just giving you and update about what is going on with me in my car. Sorry about how loud the background noise... It didn't sound that way in the vehicle.

Shave And A Hair Cut - WM #58

2008-07-28T16:28:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where I give a little insight on a game that has to stop. That's one of those weird bathroom games. Another thing I bring up is about the Native Americans and their practices of hunting. I guess they are both about two games that shouldn't be done if not done right.

Batman Punches Out Sister And Mom - WM #57

2008-07-24T01:36:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Batman, where I dish out the truth about what happened with my mother and sister. You see my mom is dead, and I don't have a sister, so how can I beat on either of them?

Float Like A Butterfly - WM #56

2008-07-18T10:21:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where I go over an old saying. Why would anyone want to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee?

WM #55 - Totally Bitter

2008-07-09T02:11:00.001-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where I'm a little bitter. It seems that some people have decided to get high by sucking in the fumes from air cans, so now they put warnings on them, and have retails tell people not to consume them. Well duh.

Wasted Moment #54 - Pre Interview With A Vampire

2008-07-04T03:06:00.001-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. This time I'm entering another contest, this time to hopefully get an interview with one of the smaller stars on YouTube. I have pretty much no chance in hell, but a shot in the dark is better than no shot at all.

Musical Moment #11 - Mr PitifulBand Get A Little Closer

2008-07-04T03:05:00.001-07:00

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. This time I've tackled another contest, this time for MrPitiful. I'll probably lose because YouTube de-synced a lot of my lip singing but what the Hell. Might as well show the final product. I hope you enjoy, and if you're a fan of mine just try and comment on it. I also decided to play a little bit on my Wasted Moment #3 with the horrible dancing. Yeah that's it.

Wasted Moment #53 - Spitzer Swallows

2008-06-11T02:12:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the wait from the last video, but I have had a few other things that I have been playing around with, like dealing with a defective car. I decided that I should go through a few of my older unused scripts, flesh them out a bit, and finally get them out the door. It doesn’t work as well as news items, but I think it gets the point across.

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Wasted Moment #52 - Virginity Crisis

2008-05-28T03:15:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the wait from the last video, but I have had a few other things that I have been playing around with. This topic tackles an idea that I have had on my head for a while. Normally I like expanding my boundaries and question my values, but some of them continue to just make sense. So here's a little issue that I have been trying to slay for a while.

Wasted Moment #51 - YouTube Sucks G4TV Blows And Star Treks Rocks

2008-04-02T03:10:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here's a quick and dirty video with a little bit of an update of what is going on with me. It's not my top work, it's all one take, and I think it's pretty good. I hope you enjoy it none the less.

Mainly it involves my hopefully partner status with YouTube, which has currently been blocked because of G4TV. They're letting other people post their G4TV appearances on YouTube, but not me. Kind of a "dick move" if you ask me.

Following that up I give to you the top woman of the Star Trek Universe, followed by why you shouldn't nail them, or why I wouldn't nail them.

Wasted Moment #50 - Someone Thinks You're Great

2008-03-18T02:54:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. A few episodes ago I had people send me pictures of positive messages. The goal is to give these positive messages to people that having bad days, or feeling down in the gutter. I compiled those pictures with a song, with the ultimate goal of cheering people up. Please pass it around to anyone you think needs a pick me up. I want to thank everyone that sent in these pictures.

Song by Ze Frank.

Also if you would like to continue with the project, please send more pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

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Wasted Moment #49 - New Sins Are In FTW

2008-03-12T01:03:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Recently new sins have been introduced upon the world, giving people all the more reason to be meek. Some are a bit of common sense, but to what lengths should they go to? What drugs are considered a sin? What limits are there on genetic manipulation? Only the Pope knows, and he's in Rome. The question is will anyone change his or her habits because of these new sins? Are sins just a set of guidelines that are pretty much useless in society?

Please send pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

Wasted Moment #48 - International Women's Day

2008-03-09T01:52:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Its a few hours late, but it's still close enough. Here you have Gordon's take on International Women's Day. There are plenty of women that ushered in this day, but not the specific women who are honoured by it. After this video I'm sure you'll have a better idea.

Please send pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

Wasted Moment #47 - Adultery Is Child's Play + Project

2008-03-06T22:43:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the delay in getting this up. I actually wrote two others before this, but swapped them around so I can get this one out of the way. This one starts off questioning what would it be like if we treated kids like we do adults, and likewise what if we treat adults like we do kids.

The second part of the video involves a little video / picture project that I am trying to put together. For it to succeed it needs a community behind it though, and that is where you can step in. Lots of people are struggling with a fit of depression at this point in time, or they may be a little under confident. So what I need you to do is take a picture of a personal positive message that you want to give to someone else. Something like, "You don't need to settle for better than nothing".

Once I get enough I'll put them together in a video, and you can pass it on to anyone you care about.

Just send the pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

http://wastedmoment.blogspot.com/

Musical Moment #8 - La La

2008-03-03T02:29:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "La La" by Ashlee Simpson, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. This song was chosen by one of friends.

With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Need Your Help With A Picture Project

2008-03-02T21:45:00.000-08:00

Basically what I want to do is have a bunch of people send me a picture of a positive message that they want to tell someone else. Then I'm going to take all those pictures put them into one of my Wasted Moment videos. Once that video is up, pass the link onto the person that you wanted to tell the message to, but don't tell them which one it is. Just let them guess.

Alternatively you can also just give me their email address, and I'll pass the message along to them for you to keep the mystery alive.

Just email them over to gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

Wasted Moment #46 - Top Ten Ways To Phone In Sick

2008-02-25T01:47:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I’m sick and I’m not going to take it lying down. I’m going to take it while making video. Inspired by somewhat recent events, I decided to come up with a list of things to phone into work sick with when it was really close to the end. I figure that it should be at least amusing to me if that were the case. But I have taken it and upgraded it for everyone else to enjoy.

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Wasted Moment #45 - Bloody Valentine's Day And Its Origin

2008-02-13T00:17:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. It’s another holiday so I decided to give the low down on its creation. I decided to go the extra mile though and also tell you how the symbol we associate with love, the heart, was created. Of course it also suggests that the holiday shouldn’t exist in the first place, because if you need a holiday to tell you that you need to be nice to the one you love, you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

Unwasted Moment #5 - Kicking A Guy While They're At Tim Hortons

2008-02-08T01:53:00.000-08:00

http://blip.tv/file/654931

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I often enjoy playing practical jokes on my friends. One of them involves them going to a public bathroom. When they are in the middle of taking a piss, they are completely defenseless. So I figure I might as well give them a few nudges with my boot to their back to see what they'll end up doing. I hope you enjoy. ^.^

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Wasted Moment #44 - Super Vote Tuesday Pancakes VS Waffles

2008-02-05T23:06:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Going back to my basics, here is just a silly video with a point. That point is that you should vote for who you want to lead your country. Although specifically targeted for the citizens of the United States, everyone should be able to enjoy it.

Wasted Moment #43 - Gord Hog Day

2008-02-04T03:18:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I figured I would have a little fun and present a little video to you today involving Domo and my Gord hog. You see my Gord Hog likes to wander off from time to time, and when it does, Gord goes out of commission for about six weeks. Lets see if I do end up taking a break.

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Wasted Moment #42 - Five More Facts About Gord

2008-01-30T03:12:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. It seems that people continue to like tagging me for more random facts, so who am I do deny people? To deny them would be pure evil, and that just isn’t me. So for those who are interested in a quick link to whom I tagged just look below. For those who are curious about the facts of me, or why I chose these people, just take a look at the video.

Kennymilk - http://ca.youtube.com/user/kennymilk

Pinkiecharm - http://ca.youtube.com/user/pinkiecharm

McUtilize - http://ca.youtube.com/user/McUtilize

Fwins - http://ca.youtube.com/user/fwins

mileyfan1106 - http://ca.youtube.com/user/mileyfan1106

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Wasted Moment #41 - Deconstructing Swear Words #5

2008-01-26T23:36:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. It's an episode that ends with a 1, so of course I am back to the Deconstructing Swear Words. This one is an oldie that I hardly consider a swear word in the first place. That word happens to be crap. I hope you enjoy my crappy video.

World's Best Female Elvis Presley Impersonator

2008-01-25T02:04:00.001-08:00

A lady named Anita from a local bar, where she hosts Thursday night Karaoke, dresses up in many different costumes. This one happens to be of Elvis Presley. I put this up for her, and I hope you enjoy.

Musical Moment #6 - Ice Ice Baby

2008-01-20T02:36:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Musical Moment #5 - Butterfly

2008-01-18T20:57:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "Butterfly" by Crazytown, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Musical Moment #4 - Bad Touch

2008-01-18T02:07:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Wasted Moment #40 - E3 For Me

2008-01-16T02:45:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I decided to go a little introspective and review one of the trips that I have taken in my life, because I may be taking another one in the very near future. This one deals with a trip I had to Los Angeles in 2005 to an electronic trades fair known as E3. This happened to be the last real E3, since then it has been nerfed down. Anyways this doesn’t fully deal with the show itself, but rather events around it. One of those events involves eating, and the other involves the social life.

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Musical Moment #3 - U Can't Touch This

2008-01-12T13:46:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer, but now being sung by yours truly. Heck I even fudged up part of the lyrics, but then again the screen is little help when it comes to the proper lyrics. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

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Wasted Moment #39 - Gord Tags Back

2008-01-10T03:46:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sure this video is a few days late, but I have been tied up with work for a little bit. This video has to do with a few of my New Years resolutions, and responding to the game of video tag with a few other video producers out in cyberspace. So I tag a few people in response, and they are definitely worth checking out.

Collateralnews - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=collateralnews
Weekinwiiview - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=weekinwiiview
Consumatron - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=consumatron
ZeFrank - http://www.zefrank.com/
JayAoyama - http://jayaoyama.blip.tv/

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Wasted Moment #38 - Origins Of X-Mas

2007-12-31T01:45:00.001-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Continuing with the tradition of recreating the real origins of holidays I decided to tackle X-Mas. It has a little something to do with Santa, mutants, and a whole lot of presents. Oh right, I cannot forget the reindeer.

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Wasted Moment #37 - Faux Fox Fire

2007-12-31T01:43:00.000-08:00

I figured a log burning might put a few people in the mood, so I decided to film it with the new camera I purchased. I am still playing around with the filming settings, but hopefully my future Wasted Moments are a bit clearer... At least on the video side. At least I can say for sure that it wastes your time.

Wasted Moment #36 - How Christmas Died

2007-12-25T11:10:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, this one transpiring on Christmas day. But for some Christmas day is not as a happy day as it is to others, including myself. Pull up close and you will find out why on this Wasted Moment.

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Wasted Moment #35 - Gift Of The Card

2007-12-25T01:47:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment... Gord damn it. Anyways as it gets closer to the end of the month I notice a growing trend in gifts. That happens to be the gift card, which happens to be one of the worst gifts possible. If you stick through the video you will find out just why that happens to be the case.

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Wasted Moment #34 - Male Condition

2007-11-29T21:45:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, by the exile of the ZeFrank board. Well not exactly exile, but the least talked about there. I decided to go with a theme that was going on at the website, and so I did a one shot video where I discuss the male condition. What it means to be a man. A few contractions to what the general ideas of what men are. I hope someone out there enjoys it. It took a while to get it all in the one long shot after all. Then when I had it done, there would oddly be some background noise that made me throw the old one out.

Wasted Moment #33 - The Truth About Thanksgiving

2007-11-25T15:19:00.001-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, this one sort of giving a reason to why people are not watching the series. Would love some more love for them but... The net is fickle. Anyways this one examines the diabolical roots of the evil days Thanksgiving and Black Friday that have been hidden from the masses. Hopefully this allows you to be a bit wiser next year around this time.

Wasted Moment #32 - Day Of The Drunk

2007-11-17T21:56:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. This video examines a person... Possibly from work... Who went out of their way to make an ass out of themselves. Hopefully they apologize, but I would not hold my breath, since I feel I know what kind of person they really are. Anyways, laugh at their suffering and incompetence.

Wasted Moment #31 - Deconstructing Swear Words 4

2007-11-10T16:17:00.002-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we take a look back at a previous topic of Wasted Moments by deconstructing another swear word. As with what is the normal progression of any medium you have to go for broke, and with this writer's strike happening, I might as well up the ante. In any event, hopefully you enjoy this special Deconstructing Swear Words.

WM #30 - Writer Striking Back, Rise To Scripts

2007-11-07T18:43:00.000-08:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, where this time I give off a little suggestion to the world. There is a writer strike and there is nothing we can do about it. It's not that bad if you just deal with it by not forcing yourself to deal with mainstream entertainment.

Oh... And you are right. I can't sing, but just because you can't do something well doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

Wasted Moment #29 - Gordotron Dating Top Ten

2007-10-31T13:05:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I figured I would give a shout out to someone else that does similar styled humour vlogs, though they generally take a bit more of a serious tone. Congratulations on the 500 subscribes d00d.

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Oh yeah... If you are reading this D00d. Get back to the videos immediately.

Musical Moment #2 - New Pornographers Challenge #2 Entries

2007-10-29T04:01:00.000-07:00

Double trouble. I decided to post two videos on YouTube to follow up on the contest for the next round. One of them involves me singing, while the other one just uses one of their songs for a background. >.> I probably recommend listening to the second one of these. Anyways here they are.

Here I am, Captain Gordon Edward, singing like Micheal McDonald on the New Pornographers Myriad Harbour song for their latest contest. Basically it involves singing like Micheal McDonald to a New Pornographers song and showing it off to the world. Top prize seems to be an Iphone, and since I do not even have a cellphone... This would be cool. Plus I was sick while making this. :(

Oh and yes... The singing sucks... but... Michael McDonald cannot be copied well.

Here I am, Captain Gordon Edward, making up a follow-up video to my contest entry. This one just uses their music, rather than my singing like Mike McDonald. This one is just for people to enjoy, and does not count towards the contest.

Wasted Moment #28 - Open Door Policy

2007-10-25T01:17:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I have had this one on the back burner for a bit, just to flesh out the idea and get all my ducks in a row. It is not your general funny one, but it is equally Wasted.

Wasted Moment #27 - Supergirl Verses Batgirl

2007-10-23T18:38:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. Here I simply debate why sleeping with Batgirl would be a much better idea than sleeping with Supergirl. I guess this goes back to my comedic roots a bit more, plus pawning over something I know is true.

Wasted Moment #26 - Sick Of It

2007-10-19T16:02:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I would like to say I put a lot of effort into this video, but that is a lie. Filmed while I was sick with a cold, I decided to use my new voice to say a few classic lines. I hope you enjoy at the very least.

Wasted Moment #25 - Top Dollar For Laura

2007-10-02T00:08:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This one was a bit more of the quick and dirty, dealing with two topics that have been on my mind for a few weeks. The first topic is just about the Canadian dollar and the American dollar being on par. The second involves a top ten list of things that I have said to my friend Laura.

Wasted Moment #24 - Artistically Wasted

2007-09-28T17:32:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Obviously in this episode I decided to try an artistic approach to making the video, which is why it is a little different from the others. This one is by far the shortest to date, but hopefully you can get a little something out of it.

Wasted Moment #23 -- Edible Under Gord

2007-09-21T14:32:00.001-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This idea came to me just after coming up with the main Hanes joke, and from there I just took the ball and ran with it. Obviously it is not my best work, but it ended up being an interesting creative writing project. I hope you enjoy none the less... and please subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Dancing Moment #1 - New Pornographers Challenge #1 Entry

2007-09-17T03:19:00.001-07:00

Here I am, Captain Gordon Edward, doing a dance for the New Pornographers Use It song for their latest contest. Basically it involves creating a dance to a New Pornographers song and performing it. Top prize seems to be an Iphone, and since I do not even have a cellphone... This would be cool.

Instructions for dance:

Right heel toe heel toe right slide.

Left heel toe heel toe right slide.

Crazy dance

Crazy spin of 270 to the right

Funky duck

Step back step back step back step back jump

Wasted Moment #22 - Relationship Review

2007-09-17T03:17:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I figured it was time for a bit of a different feel to the series, so I decided to go with a bit more of an abstract idea. I decided it would be amusing to deconstruct a relationship if it were in a business environment.

Wasted Moment #21 - Deconstructing Swear Words 3

2007-09-12T05:03:00.001-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we take a look back at a previous topic of Wasted Moments by deconstructing another swear word. Actually we deconstruct three different swear words all with a similar theme. I hope you enjoy, even though it is a bit on the longer side. I also hope to put up a video for the next two weekdays to do one for each day of the week.

Wasted Moment #20 - Matternity Update

2007-09-12T05:01:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This time around I revisit an older idea and force my views about Matt back onto you. Well this one is really just an update on what has been going on with him, because I can find his situation fairly amusing.

Wasted Moment #19 - News Newed Nude

2007-09-10T04:49:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This time around I revisit an older idea and force my views about some amusing news articles. Sorry about the long delay between the videos... I had to study to get into super awesome school.

Wasted Moment #18 - Sex Licences

2007-08-09T07:07:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This time around I look at implementing a program to help with the education crisis that is affecting the entire world. I also look at how to get the word out about the problem. I also reference things involving a politician, the flick off campaign, and drunken astronauts.

Wasted Moment #17 - This Is Named!

2007-08-07T23:18:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This video happens to take a look at drinking with medication, names of people and children, and a request for money. I hope you enjoy!

Wasted Moment #16 - Sexually Curious George Bush

2007-07-31T00:14:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This one happens to be about the current president of the United States, Mr. George Walker Bush. While looking back on his years in power, I found it oddly amusing that most of it could be related to masturbation, so I decided to do a quick few about it. If you loved it, please rate it accordingly. If you haven't subscribed... Please do.

Wasted Moment #15 - Matt Money And Future Shop

2007-07-30T04:18:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. Today we are going over a little history I had at Future Shop, Matt, and his money. The video was pretty straight forward, but I had some minor editing issues. If you like the videos please subscribe.

Wasted Moment #14 - Sex Answers

2007-07-26T05:26:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, which is borrowing a little from my Countdown. Today I list a few of the people that owe me money, and answer plenty of sexual questions. Enjoy the show!

Wasted Moment #13 - Happy Cannon / Canada Day

2007-07-01T17:47:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the long wait in between Wasted Moments. A few things came up, got in the way, and threatened the very existence of the video, but I kept my nose to the grindstone so that I could make another one. This Wasted Moment delves into the interesting past of Canada Day, and how Canada fought for the freedom of the world.

Wasted Moment #12 - Shouldn't Thin Be In?

2007-04-26T06:14:00.001-07:00

Well taking a page from the viewers, I decided to answer one of their questions. What is the difference between Wouldn't Couldn't and Shouldn't. The answer may just surprise you. Also I take a look at skinny jokes, but then I officially take the word back. That means there are to be no more skinny jokes for you. I liked it for the most part, but it is not my best work.

Wasted Moment #11 - Deconstructing Swear Words 2

2007-04-23T02:11:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we take a look back at a previous topic of Wasted Moments by deconstructing another swear word. We will also examine my balls, and if the new readers would like to take a look at them. This was pretty fun to do, so I hope you enjoy it.

Wasted Moment #10 - Canadian Facts

2007-04-19T03:49:00.000-07:00

In this edition of Wasted Moment, Gord answers a letter to God. Gord also decides to educate the world on Canada by offering up a little amusing Canadian Trivia. This was quite fun to make.

Wasted Moment #9 - Promotion

2007-04-17T01:00:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord! Today we look over a few random ponderings and move into reasons why you will not be promoted at work. Well we can't all be successful people in all aspects of work. I enjoyed making this piece despite the bad news at the end.

Wasted Moment #8 - Survival Of The Fittest

2007-04-15T15:36:00.000-07:00

In this Wasted Moment with Gord we take a look at the news. Sorry about that, I was a little sick, and this article sang to me so I decided to take the easy route out. Not my best work but it is still free to watch.

Wasted Moment #7 - Seriously Wasted Moment

2007-04-13T04:20:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, but this one is a bit more on the serious side. Here I examine a few fortune cookies and their relevance to my life, to see how well they relate. I was a little tired while making this one, so it lacks the off the wall humour, which is fine by me since it is meant to be a bit more serious.

Wasted Moment #6 - Doughnut Hole

2007-04-13T00:03:00.000-07:00

I decided to take a look at the history of doughnuts. They are probably the most fascinating creatures in existence. In this wasted moment, we take a look at their history, their sexual reproduction, their life cycle, and jelly filled insides. I quite enjoyed making this piece.

Wasted Moment #5 - Virgin Olive & Oil

2007-04-12T23:59:00.001-07:00

This entry deals with daylight savings time, oil, and a few jokes. With the opening about things you should not tell your boss, and the mid section about celebrity garbage, at least one of the topics should be amusing. This probably is not the best one, and I apologize for that... I was a bit tired during the filming.

Wasted Moment #4 - Top Ten Weird Facts About Gord

2007-04-12T18:36:00.000-07:00

Do you enjoy top ten lists about random factors about odd people? Welcome to the list of the Gord in the forth edition of the Wasted Moment series. I was feeling the creative juices in this one.

Wasted Moment #3 - Pretty White Boy Dance

2007-04-12T17:28:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another episode wasting a moment of your life. Today we take a look at a few dances that can be seen at any local bar, mainly the ones you should avoid. I sort of was not feeling it with this video, but it turned out quite nice.

Wasted Moment #2 - Weighsting Away

2007-04-12T17:25:00.000-07:00

Another day goes by and as luck would have it I found a bit of inspiration to do another vlog. Again I was a little tired, like yesterday, but this uses content that most of the family can enjoy. Here we go over a little problem I am having with weight. I find this fairly amusing since Gordo means... Fat and I am anything but. I hope you enjoy!

Wasted Moment #1 - Deconstructing Swear Words

2007-04-12T17:24:00.000-07:00

Well I decided to finally get started on my Wasted Moment page. This episode has me deconstructing the phrase douche bag. It sucks that the microphone picked up some ambient noise, and that my light burned out, but here it is in all that I could make it. Please don't sue.

G4techTV Wired Road Trip TJ Search Video Follow-up

2007-04-12T17:22:00.000-07:00

I decided to do a follow-up video to the contest to try and generate a few more votes. The contest is over though, so hopefully I win.

Gordon Edward G4TV Clip

2007-04-12T17:16:00.000-07:00

Just something I uploaded to get entered into the G4 Tech TV Tech Junkie contest. I guess it was so good that not only was I allowed entry into the contest, but also became part of their top then.