My Three Nicknames - WM 71 The Box Grab

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I detail three different nicknames I have acquired over my time of existing. Hope you enjoy.

Pirates Vs Ninjas - Key Chain Gang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWx4UE6Eko

Also, I have the option for applying for the YouTube Partnership program again. I know I will be cockblocked because of the G4TV bastardization that they did to my account. So I want everyone to post in the comments what I should say in my application on why I should be a partner. You have about 400 characters, and feel free to lay down anything, and the winner will be used on the application. The winner will be decided by hilarity.