Thursday, December 18, 2008

Stand Up Jokes - WM 66 Doing Tricks

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Still a little pissed off over the YouTube partnership. Can't be it because of G4TV. I decided to just do some of my jokes and hopefully you will enjoy the show.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Sexual Problems With Girls - WM 65 Still Alive

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Starting off. Fuck YouTube's partnership program. Fuck G4TV. You are fuck retarded like my ex girlfriends. Speaking about my retarded ex girlfriends...

http://blip.tv/file/604618/

http://blip.tv/file/604626/

Password: okgo

Monday, November 24, 2008

About A Girl - WM 64 Bit

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gordon. Today I discuss a few things. One would be the different nicknames that I have given to my girlfriends over the years to help my friends remember them. Secondly just a bit about magic mushrooms, fireballs, and a minivan.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

American And Canadian Politics - WM #63

Welcoming to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I am getting pretty sick and tired about the war path of election. There is really no escape for it in North America because its all on the news. All the little tiny twists that people put on the news to have their party shoved into power. Damn it all.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Future Shop Sucks - Selling Out #2

Future Shop was having a contest talking about your Summer "Back To School Rituals" so I decided to throw my hat into the ring. I didn't win, let alone make it to the top ten, which is kind of odd because I had a lot of votes for me. The judges axed it for whatever reason, so now I am back to saying "Fuck You Future Shop."

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Two Rainbows Moment - WM #62

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord... Which also happens to be a Rainbow Moment. A Rainbow Moment in the sense that while I was driving to my old place to pick up more stuff I saw in the distance two rainbows. I didn't think that my camera would pick them up, but I decided to record anyways. Anyways please enjoy my commentary and video.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Anime Evolution - Selling Out Moment #1

Welcome to another Moment with Gord, where I go over something I did on the weekend. I wanted to do more live streaming on the campus but there was a problem with getting a wifi signal. I went there as press, but the event was having a few troubles in its new place. I went to Anime Evolution in Vancouver at UBC. This event catered to the otaku, whom I may just be a part of. I hope you all get to try this place out at least once in your life.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Want Fries With That? - WM #61

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here I go over all the food I just purchased. It's my first new purchase in the new apartment, so there is a lot of bachelor food, which is quick cooking. I also think my camera is dying.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Huge Olympic Scandal - WM #60

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where he goes under cover to probe the underbelly of the Olympics. Why not? You'd do it if you could.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Road Trip - WM #59

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Warning... This video isn't the same old amusing one, but rather just giving you and update about what is going on with me in my car. Sorry about how loud the background noise... It didn't sound that way in the vehicle.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Shave And A Hair Cut - WM #58

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where I give a little insight on a game that has to stop. That's one of those weird bathroom games. Another thing I bring up is about the Native Americans and their practices of hunting. I guess they are both about two games that shouldn't be done if not done right.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Batman Punches Out Sister And Mom - WM #57

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Batman, where I dish out the truth about what happened with my mother and sister. You see my mom is dead, and I don't have a sister, so how can I beat on either of them?

Friday, July 18, 2008

Float Like A Butterfly - WM #56



Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where I go over an old saying. Why would anyone want to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee?

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

WM #55 - Totally Bitter

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, where I'm a little bitter. It seems that some people have decided to get high by sucking in the fumes from air cans, so now they put warnings on them, and have retails tell people not to consume them. Well duh.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Wasted Moment #54 - Pre Interview With A Vampire

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. This time I'm entering another contest, this time to hopefully get an interview with one of the smaller stars on YouTube. I have pretty much no chance in hell, but a shot in the dark is better than no shot at all.

Musical Moment #11 - Mr PitifulBand Get A Little Closer

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. This time I've tackled another contest, this time for MrPitiful. I'll probably lose because YouTube de-synced a lot of my lip singing but what the Hell. Might as well show the final product. I hope you enjoy, and if you're a fan of mine just try and comment on it. I also decided to play a little bit on my Wasted Moment #3 with the horrible dancing. Yeah that's it.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Wasted Moment #53 - Spitzer Swallows

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the wait from the last video, but I have had a few other things that I have been playing around with, like dealing with a defective car. I decided that I should go through a few of my older unused scripts, flesh them out a bit, and finally get them out the door. It doesn’t work as well as news items, but I think it gets the point across.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wasted Moment #52 - Virginity Crisis

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the wait from the last video, but I have had a few other things that I have been playing around with. This topic tackles an idea that I have had on my head for a while. Normally I like expanding my boundaries and question my values, but some of them continue to just make sense. So here's a little issue that I have been trying to slay for a while.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Wasted Moment #51 - YouTube Sucks G4TV Blows And Star Treks Rocks

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Here's a quick and dirty video with a little bit of an update of what is going on with me. It's not my top work, it's all one take, and I think it's pretty good. I hope you enjoy it none the less.

Mainly it involves my hopefully partner status with YouTube, which has currently been blocked because of G4TV. They're letting other people post their G4TV appearances on YouTube, but not me. Kind of a "dick move" if you ask me.

Following that up I give to you the top woman of the Star Trek Universe, followed by why you shouldn't nail them, or why I wouldn't nail them.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Wasted Moment #50 - Someone Thinks You're Great

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. A few episodes ago I had people send me pictures of positive messages. The goal is to give these positive messages to people that having bad days, or feeling down in the gutter. I compiled those pictures with a song, with the ultimate goal of cheering people up. Please pass it around to anyone you think needs a pick me up. I want to thank everyone that sent in these pictures.

Song by Ze Frank.

Also if you would like to continue with the project, please send more pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Wasted Moment #49 - New Sins Are In FTW

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Recently new sins have been introduced upon the world, giving people all the more reason to be meek. Some are a bit of common sense, but to what lengths should they go to? What drugs are considered a sin? What limits are there on genetic manipulation? Only the Pope knows, and he's in Rome. The question is will anyone change his or her habits because of these new sins? Are sins just a set of guidelines that are pretty much useless in society?

Please send pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Wasted Moment #48 - International Women's Day

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Its a few hours late, but it's still close enough. Here you have Gordon's take on International Women's Day. There are plenty of women that ushered in this day, but not the specific women who are honoured by it. After this video I'm sure you'll have a better idea.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Wasted Moment #47 - Adultery Is Child's Play + Project

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sorry about the delay in getting this up. I actually wrote two others before this, but swapped them around so I can get this one out of the way. This one starts off questioning what would it be like if we treated kids like we do adults, and likewise what if we treat adults like we do kids.

The second part of the video involves a little video / picture project that I am trying to put together. For it to succeed it needs a community behind it though, and that is where you can step in. Lots of people are struggling with a fit of depression at this point in time, or they may be a little under confident. So what I need you to do is take a picture of a personal positive message that you want to give to someone else. Something like, "You don't need to settle for better than nothing".

Once I get enough I'll put them together in a video, and you can pass it on to anyone you care about.

Just send the pictures to... Gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Musical Moment #8 - La La

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "La La" by Ashlee Simpson, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. This song was chosen by one of friends.

With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Need Your Help With A Picture Project

Basically what I want to do is have a bunch of people send me a picture of a positive message that they want to tell someone else. Then I'm going to take all those pictures put them into one of my Wasted Moment videos. Once that video is up, pass the link onto the person that you wanted to tell the message to, but don't tell them which one it is. Just let them guess.

Alternatively you can also just give me their email address, and I'll pass the message along to them for you to keep the mystery alive.

Just email them over to gdcm_owners@hotmail.com

Monday, February 25, 2008

Wasted Moment #46 - Top Ten Ways To Phone In Sick

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I’m sick and I’m not going to take it lying down. I’m going to take it while making video. Inspired by somewhat recent events, I decided to come up with a list of things to phone into work sick with when it was really close to the end. I figure that it should be at least amusing to me if that were the case. But I have taken it and upgraded it for everyone else to enjoy.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Wasted Moment #45 - Bloody Valentine's Day And Its Origin

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. It’s another holiday so I decided to give the low down on its creation. I decided to go the extra mile though and also tell you how the symbol we associate with love, the heart, was created. Of course it also suggests that the holiday shouldn’t exist in the first place, because if you need a holiday to tell you that you need to be nice to the one you love, you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Unwasted Moment #5 - Kicking A Guy While They're At Tim Hortons

http://blip.tv/file/654931

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I often enjoy playing practical jokes on my friends. One of them involves them going to a public bathroom. When they are in the middle of taking a piss, they are completely defenseless. So I figure I might as well give them a few nudges with my boot to their back to see what they'll end up doing. I hope you enjoy. ^.^

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Wasted Moment #44 - Super Vote Tuesday Pancakes VS Waffles

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Going back to my basics, here is just a silly video with a point. That point is that you should vote for who you want to lead your country. Although specifically targeted for the citizens of the United States, everyone should be able to enjoy it.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Wasted Moment #43 - Gord Hog Day

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I figured I would have a little fun and present a little video to you today involving Domo and my Gord hog. You see my Gord Hog likes to wander off from time to time, and when it does, Gord goes out of commission for about six weeks. Lets see if I do end up taking a break.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wasted Moment #42 - Five More Facts About Gord

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. It seems that people continue to like tagging me for more random facts, so who am I do deny people? To deny them would be pure evil, and that just isn’t me. So for those who are interested in a quick link to whom I tagged just look below. For those who are curious about the facts of me, or why I chose these people, just take a look at the video.



Kennymilk - http://ca.youtube.com/user/kennymilk

Pinkiecharm - http://ca.youtube.com/user/pinkiecharm

McUtilize - http://ca.youtube.com/user/McUtilize

Fwins - http://ca.youtube.com/user/fwins

mileyfan1106 - http://ca.youtube.com/user/mileyfan1106


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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Wasted Moment #41 - Deconstructing Swear Words #5

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. It's an episode that ends with a 1, so of course I am back to the Deconstructing Swear Words. This one is an oldie that I hardly consider a swear word in the first place. That word happens to be crap. I hope you enjoy my crappy video.

Friday, January 25, 2008

World's Best Female Elvis Presley Impersonator

A lady named Anita from a local bar, where she hosts Thursday night Karaoke, dresses up in many different costumes. This one happens to be of Elvis Presley. I put this up for her, and I hope you enjoy.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Musical Moment #6 - Ice Ice Baby

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Musical Moment #5 - Butterfly

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "Butterfly" by Crazytown, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Musical Moment #4 - Bad Touch

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang, but now being sung by yours truly. I did a pretty good job here, but the table I rested the camera on was shaking a bit because people were there. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Wasted Moment #40 - E3 For Me

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. I decided to go a little introspective and review one of the trips that I have taken in my life, because I may be taking another one in the very near future. This one deals with a trip I had to Los Angeles in 2005 to an electronic trades fair known as E3. This happened to be the last real E3, since then it has been nerfed down. Anyways this doesn’t fully deal with the show itself, but rather events around it. One of those events involves eating, and the other involves the social life.

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Musical Moment #3 - U Can't Touch This

Welcome to another Musical Moment with Gord. Here we delve into the complex song known as... "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer, but now being sung by yours truly. Heck I even fudged up part of the lyrics, but then again the screen is little help when it comes to the proper lyrics. Not my best work but hopefully it amuses you at least a little. With how YouTube has been lately, I no doubt that they are going to take this song down, if the escapades with my G4TV questions are any indication.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Wasted Moment #39 - Gord Tags Back

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Sure this video is a few days late, but I have been tied up with work for a little bit. This video has to do with a few of my New Years resolutions, and responding to the game of video tag with a few other video producers out in cyberspace. So I tag a few people in response, and they are definitely worth checking out.

Collateralnews - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=collateralnews
Weekinwiiview - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=weekinwiiview
Consumatron - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=consumatron
ZeFrank - http://www.zefrank.com/
JayAoyama - http://jayaoyama.blip.tv/

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