Monday, December 31, 2007

Wasted Moment #38 - Origins Of X-Mas

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Continuing with the tradition of recreating the real origins of holidays I decided to tackle X-Mas. It has a little something to do with Santa, mutants, and a whole lot of presents. Oh right, I cannot forget the reindeer.

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Wasted Moment #37 - Faux Fox Fire

I figured a log burning might put a few people in the mood, so I decided to film it with the new camera I purchased. I am still playing around with the filming settings, but hopefully my future Wasted Moments are a bit clearer... At least on the video side. At least I can say for sure that it wastes your time.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Wasted Moment #36 - How Christmas Died

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, this one transpiring on Christmas day. But for some Christmas day is not as a happy day as it is to others, including myself. Pull up close and you will find out why on this Wasted Moment.

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Wasted Moment #35 - Gift Of The Card

Welcome to another Wasted Moment... Gord damn it. Anyways as it gets closer to the end of the month I notice a growing trend in gifts. That happens to be the gift card, which happens to be one of the worst gifts possible. If you stick through the video you will find out just why that happens to be the case.

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wasted Moment #34 - Male Condition

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, by the exile of the ZeFrank board. Well not exactly exile, but the least talked about there. I decided to go with a theme that was going on at the website, and so I did a one shot video where I discuss the male condition. What it means to be a man. A few contractions to what the general ideas of what men are. I hope someone out there enjoys it. It took a while to get it all in the one long shot after all. Then when I had it done, there would oddly be some background noise that made me throw the old one out.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Wasted Moment #33 - The Truth About Thanksgiving

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord, this one sort of giving a reason to why people are not watching the series. Would love some more love for them but... The net is fickle. Anyways this one examines the diabolical roots of the evil days Thanksgiving and Black Friday that have been hidden from the masses. Hopefully this allows you to be a bit wiser next year around this time.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Wasted Moment #32 - Day Of The Drunk

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. This video examines a person... Possibly from work... Who went out of their way to make an ass out of themselves. Hopefully they apologize, but I would not hold my breath, since I feel I know what kind of person they really are. Anyways, laugh at their suffering and incompetence.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Wasted Moment #31 - Deconstructing Swear Words 4

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we take a look back at a previous topic of Wasted Moments by deconstructing another swear word. As with what is the normal progression of any medium you have to go for broke, and with this writer's strike happening, I might as well up the ante. In any event, hopefully you enjoy this special Deconstructing Swear Words.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

WM #30 - Writer Striking Back, Rise To Scripts

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, where this time I give off a little suggestion to the world. There is a writer strike and there is nothing we can do about it. It's not that bad if you just deal with it by not forcing yourself to deal with mainstream entertainment.

Oh... And you are right. I can't sing, but just because you can't do something well doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Wasted Moment #29 - Gordotron Dating Top Ten

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I figured I would give a shout out to someone else that does similar styled humour vlogs, though they generally take a bit more of a serious tone. Congratulations on the 500 subscribes d00d.

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Oh yeah... If you are reading this D00d. Get back to the videos immediately.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Musical Moment #2 - New Pornographers Challenge #2 Entries

Double trouble. I decided to post two videos on YouTube to follow up on the contest for the next round. One of them involves me singing, while the other one just uses one of their songs for a background. >.> I probably recommend listening to the second one of these. Anyways here they are.

Here I am, Captain Gordon Edward, singing like Micheal McDonald on the New Pornographers Myriad Harbour song for their latest contest. Basically it involves singing like Micheal McDonald to a New Pornographers song and showing it off to the world. Top prize seems to be an Iphone, and since I do not even have a cellphone... This would be cool. Plus I was sick while making this. :(

Oh and yes... The singing sucks... but... Michael McDonald cannot be copied well.



Here I am, Captain Gordon Edward, making up a follow-up video to my contest entry. This one just uses their music, rather than my singing like Mike McDonald. This one is just for people to enjoy, and does not count towards the contest.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Wasted Moment #28 - Open Door Policy

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I have had this one on the back burner for a bit, just to flesh out the idea and get all my ducks in a row. It is not your general funny one, but it is equally Wasted.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Wasted Moment #27 - Supergirl Verses Batgirl

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. Here I simply debate why sleeping with Batgirl would be a much better idea than sleeping with Supergirl. I guess this goes back to my comedic roots a bit more, plus pawning over something I know is true.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Wasted Moment #26 - Sick Of It

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I would like to say I put a lot of effort into this video, but that is a lie. Filmed while I was sick with a cold, I decided to use my new voice to say a few classic lines. I hope you enjoy at the very least.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Wasted Moment #25 - Top Dollar For Laura

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This one was a bit more of the quick and dirty, dealing with two topics that have been on my mind for a few weeks. The first topic is just about the Canadian dollar and the American dollar being on par. The second involves a top ten list of things that I have said to my friend Laura.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Wasted Moment #24 - Artistically Wasted

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Obviously in this episode I decided to try an artistic approach to making the video, which is why it is a little different from the others. This one is by far the shortest to date, but hopefully you can get a little something out of it.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Wasted Moment #23 -- Edible Under Gord

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This idea came to me just after coming up with the main Hanes joke, and from there I just took the ball and ran with it. Obviously it is not my best work, but it ended up being an interesting creative writing project. I hope you enjoy none the less... and please subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Dancing Moment #1 - New Pornographers Challenge #1 Entry

Here I am, Captain Gordon Edward, doing a dance for the New Pornographers Use It song for their latest contest. Basically it involves creating a dance to a New Pornographers song and performing it. Top prize seems to be an Iphone, and since I do not even have a cellphone... This would be cool.

Instructions for dance:

Right heel toe heel toe right slide.

Left heel toe heel toe right slide.

Crazy dance

Crazy spin of 270 to the right

Funky duck

Step back step back step back step back jump

Wasted Moment #22 - Relationship Review

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. I figured it was time for a bit of a different feel to the series, so I decided to go with a bit more of an abstract idea. I decided it would be amusing to deconstruct a relationship if it were in a business environment.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wasted Moment #21 - Deconstructing Swear Words 3

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we take a look back at a previous topic of Wasted Moments by deconstructing another swear word. Actually we deconstruct three different swear words all with a similar theme. I hope you enjoy, even though it is a bit on the longer side. I also hope to put up a video for the next two weekdays to do one for each day of the week.

Wasted Moment #20 - Matternity Update

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This time around I revisit an older idea and force my views about Matt back onto you. Well this one is really just an update on what has been going on with him, because I can find his situation fairly amusing.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Wasted Moment #19 - News Newed Nude

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This time around I revisit an older idea and force my views about some amusing news articles. Sorry about the long delay between the videos... I had to study to get into super awesome school.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Wasted Moment #18 - Sex Licences

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This time around I look at implementing a program to help with the education crisis that is affecting the entire world. I also look at how to get the word out about the problem. I also reference things involving a politician, the flick off campaign, and drunken astronauts.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Wasted Moment #17 - This Is Named!

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This video happens to take a look at drinking with medication, names of people and children, and a request for money. I hope you enjoy!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Wasted Moment #16 - Sexually Curious George Bush

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. This one happens to be about the current president of the United States, Mr. George Walker Bush. While looking back on his years in power, I found it oddly amusing that most of it could be related to masturbation, so I decided to do a quick few about it. If you loved it, please rate it accordingly. If you haven't subscribed... Please do.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Wasted Moment #15 - Matt Money And Future Shop

Welcome to another Wasted Moment. Today we are going over a little history I had at Future Shop, Matt, and his money. The video was pretty straight forward, but I had some minor editing issues. If you like the videos please subscribe.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Wasted Moment #14 - Sex Answers

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, which is borrowing a little from my Countdown. Today I list a few of the people that owe me money, and answer plenty of sexual questions. Enjoy the show!

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Wasted Moment #13 - Happy Cannon / Canada Day

Sorry about the long wait in between Wasted Moments. A few things came up, got in the way, and threatened the very existence of the video, but I kept my nose to the grindstone so that I could make another one. This Wasted Moment delves into the interesting past of Canada Day, and how Canada fought for the freedom of the world.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Wasted Moment #12 - Shouldn't Thin Be In?

Well taking a page from the viewers, I decided to answer one of their questions. What is the difference between Wouldn't Couldn't and Shouldn't. The answer may just surprise you. Also I take a look at skinny jokes, but then I officially take the word back. That means there are to be no more skinny jokes for you. I liked it for the most part, but it is not my best work.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Wasted Moment #11 - Deconstructing Swear Words 2

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord. Today we take a look back at a previous topic of Wasted Moments by deconstructing another swear word. We will also examine my balls, and if the new readers would like to take a look at them. This was pretty fun to do, so I hope you enjoy it.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Wasted Moment #10 - Canadian Facts

In this edition of Wasted Moment, Gord answers a letter to God. Gord also decides to educate the world on Canada by offering up a little amusing Canadian Trivia. This was quite fun to make.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Wasted Moment #9 - Promotion

Welcome to another Wasted Moment with Gord! Today we look over a few random ponderings and move into reasons why you will not be promoted at work. Well we can't all be successful people in all aspects of work. I enjoyed making this piece despite the bad news at the end.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Wasted Moment #8 - Survival Of The Fittest

In this Wasted Moment with Gord we take a look at the news. Sorry about that, I was a little sick, and this article sang to me so I decided to take the easy route out. Not my best work but it is still free to watch.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Wasted Moment #7 - Seriously Wasted Moment

Welcome to another Wasted Moment, but this one is a bit more on the serious side. Here I examine a few fortune cookies and their relevance to my life, to see how well they relate. I was a little tired while making this one, so it lacks the off the wall humour, which is fine by me since it is meant to be a bit more serious.

Wasted Moment #6 - Doughnut Hole

I decided to take a look at the history of doughnuts. They are probably the most fascinating creatures in existence. In this wasted moment, we take a look at their history, their sexual reproduction, their life cycle, and jelly filled insides. I quite enjoyed making this piece.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wasted Moment #5 - Virgin Olive & Oil

This entry deals with daylight savings time, oil, and a few jokes. With the opening about things you should not tell your boss, and the mid section about celebrity garbage, at least one of the topics should be amusing. This probably is not the best one, and I apologize for that... I was a bit tired during the filming.

Wasted Moment #4 - Top Ten Weird Facts About Gord

Do you enjoy top ten lists about random factors about odd people? Welcome to the list of the Gord in the forth edition of the Wasted Moment series. I was feeling the creative juices in this one.

Wasted Moment #3 - Pretty White Boy Dance

Welcome to another episode wasting a moment of your life. Today we take a look at a few dances that can be seen at any local bar, mainly the ones you should avoid. I sort of was not feeling it with this video, but it turned out quite nice.

Wasted Moment #2 - Weighsting Away

Another day goes by and as luck would have it I found a bit of inspiration to do another vlog. Again I was a little tired, like yesterday, but this uses content that most of the family can enjoy. Here we go over a little problem I am having with weight. I find this fairly amusing since Gordo means... Fat and I am anything but. I hope you enjoy!

Wasted Moment #1 - Deconstructing Swear Words

Well I decided to finally get started on my Wasted Moment page. This episode has me deconstructing the phrase douche bag. It sucks that the microphone picked up some ambient noise, and that my light burned out, but here it is in all that I could make it. Please don't sue.

G4techTV Wired Road Trip TJ Search Video Follow-up

I decided to do a follow-up video to the contest to try and generate a few more votes. The contest is over though, so hopefully I win.

Gordon Edward G4TV Clip

Just something I uploaded to get entered into the G4 Tech TV Tech Junkie contest. I guess it was so good that not only was I allowed entry into the contest, but also became part of their top then.